The Laundry Catastrophe




Scene 1: The Setup

(A small apartment. Rohan, a lazy but well-meaning guy, lounges on the couch, watching TV. His best friend, Vikram, enters, holding a huge bag of dirty laundry.)

Vikram: Bro, it’s your turn to do the laundry.

Rohan: (pretends to be shocked) Me? No way, it was my turn last month.

Vikram: That was six months ago!

Rohan: Exactly! We have a system. You do six, I do one. Fair and square.

Vikram: (groans) Just do it, or we’ll be declared a biohazard zone.

Rohan: Fine. But I’m using my special laundry technique.

Vikram: I have a bad feeling about this.


Scene 2: The Disaster Begins

(Rohan enters the laundromat, carrying the overstuffed bag. He dumps everything into one giant washing machine without sorting.)

Rohan: (reading detergent label) "Use one capful." Hmm. (grins mischievously) More detergent means cleaner clothes!

(He pours half the bottle in. The machine starts shaking. Suds start foaming over.)

Rohan: Uh-oh. (backs away slowly) Maybe if I ignore it, it’ll stop.

(The machine beeps wildly and explodes with bubbles, covering the entire laundromat in soap foam.)


Scene 3: The Aftermath

(Back at the apartment, Rohan enters, completely covered in soap bubbles. Vikram stares at him, horrified.)

Vikram: What… did you do?

Rohan: (innocently) Just gave our clothes a luxury bubble bath.

Vikram: (facepalms) Where are the clothes?

Rohan: (pauses) … Somewhere in the foam. Probably on a journey to Narnia.

(A small sock floats past him.)

Vikram: You’re never doing laundry again.

Rohan: Agreed. Let's just buy new clothes.

(They nod in agreement as more suds leak under the door.)